To Do List:

1) Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in Public.
2) Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
3) Wear a T-shirt that says Life. Stand on a street corner and hand out lemons.
4) Get in a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I have gathered you here today."
5) Major in Philosophy. Ask people why they would like fries with that.
6) Run into a store. Ask what year it is and when someone answers run out yelling, "IT WORKED!!" Then run out of the store cheering.
7) Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.
8) Change first name to Simon. Speak in third person.
9) Buy a parrot. Train parrot to say, "Help, I've been turned into a parrot!"
10) Follow joggers around in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger' for encouragment.
11) Buy a horse. Name the horse Thunder Take the Lead. Enter horse in races.
12) Go to Australia. Locate 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
13) Get a walk in closet. Design the inside of walk-in closet to look like Narnia.
14) Get in a cab and yell, "FOLLOW THAT CAR!!"
15) Wait until someone is about to sneeze. Before they do loudly yell, "PIKA PIKAAAA!!
16) Become a teacher. Make all the answers C.
17) Find a random kid. Run up to him/her, grab her shoulders and say, "I'm you, FROM THE FUTURE."

Daily Quote
"I'm so tired of people needing a reason for doing everything in their lives. Do it because you want to. Because it's fun. Because it makes you happy."