Sorry, I haven't posted in like FOR-FREAKING-EVER!!!! But Highschool is . . . .how do I put this. . . different than middle school. Uhmmmm. . . 1) lots of PDA. . . sorry, but there are people making out rigth next to teachers and I'm like, "Uhm, hello? Is there not a PDA rule here? . . . Oh wait. . . there isn't." D: So I'm sure I will appreciate that rule once I ACTUALLY FIND A BOYFRIEND, which, considering my case of being the clingy-best friend, is not an easy task, mind you. Four of my friends started the school year with the label of 'single' but managed to change that within like what? Three weeks of school? Either they are undercover sluts or they are just attractive to men. . . . WHY AM I FRIENDS WITH SUCH ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE???? WHY???? Aaaaand for all you people who have never had homecoming before. I am warning you now, the movie's lie!!! They LIEEEE!!! They are LIARSSSS!!! If you don't go there with a date, or dont have extremely good male social skills and plan on finding a date there(Not likely) then don't go alone. . . like seriously. My reasoning? 1) No matter what the movie's say, it's not the romantic place with just a few people and that plays a lot of slow songs. 2) They play A LOT of fast songs which everyone that isn't a freshmen(or isn't a slut freshmen), is grinding on some guy or girl(or both 0.o) Like hardcore grinding. 3) As it turns out, it doesn't matter WHAT song they play, people will still grind 4) Only the real couples dance romantically and then they start making out in front of they're SINGLE friend who has been standing awkwardly to the side hopeing either A) Magically someone will ask her to dance(Don't hope for it, it won't happen, I garuntee you, every one is too busy grinding) or B) they will change the music(It'll happen at some point. . . I promise. . .Or homecoming will end, even better) 5) It's very dark. So even if you do look STUNNING(which you do) no one can see it, because the lights are turned down low so everyone looks like. . . the same. 6) It's very hot and sweaty. . . and if you want to go to the bathroom and you have to cross through the heart of the dance floor to do it. Don't do it. . . hold it. . . everything will go better if you don't start a mosh-pit. I promise. Because in the middle some people are grinding so hard I think they mayyy be having sex. . . .*awkward* and they are all so close together that you have to push people and your walking on like a carpet of feet. . . and people get really mad. NOT good when your a freshmen. So ladies. . and boys, don't expect much from homecoming unless your a slut. Also, don't wear high heels, you'll end up taking them off within five minetes(which are spent waiting in line, by the way) But make sure you ask someone who has gone to your schools homecoming, and ask about grinding, not all schools do it. . .
Sooooo as you can tell, It was kinda weird for me at homecoming, no boyfriend, all my friends have boyfriends, all my single friends I kept loosing in the mass of grinding or found someone to be they're date(only one, this year). But if you do have a girlfriend/boyfriend then request some slow songs(they might come on in like half an hour or so) cuz they are SUPER romantic. . . *sigh* anyway, I'm Out.
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