Autotune

I've been listening to a lot of music, and something is really getting to me. Autotune. First of all, it's so OBVIOUS that they're using autotune, and it pisses me off. Let me enlighten you here. These 'singers' are good, don't get me wrong, but they are off. They're pitch is not right on. So you hear them on the radio and they sound very cool, with all the things added in that a regular voice could never pull off, like repeat things super fast or slide up higher than a piano can go. Yea, but this plan to sound so good and get fans, fails as soon as they have to do an actual show and they can't use autotune because we haven't invented a microphone that automaticly does autotune(although I'm sure they will someday, for now, it's lipsyncing, which also drives me nuts). So I loose so much respect for singers that use so much autotune that they're off the ENTIRE song. I drives me nuts. And my friends wonder why most of my favorite singers are not new singers. Well, lets see, they HAD to be good singers because autotune wasn't even INVENTED yet. But I'm not saying that all singers use autotune, no, not at all, but most of them that started off in a studio do. But all of the ones that came off of talent shows like American Idol, The X Factor, America's Got Talent, or The Voice, never end up using autotune. That's because they didn't start out in a studio, they started out preforming, AND they had to be good or they wouldn't have won. Some of these people are Carrie Underwood(American Idol), Kelly Clarkson(American Idol), and yes, One Direction(Britian's Got Talent). Another thing about Autotune, is that there are all these AMAZING singers out there who would do amazing as professional singers but their parents don't have enough money to send them into a studio, and they don't have time for these tv shows. Then there are the so-so singers who's parents (or whoever) have the money to send them into a studio, get autotuned. However, sometimes the autotune makes them sound worse. Example:(this might get some Hate, but I'm gonna back it up) Rebecka Black. This is a video of her really singing. No Autotune, it was an interveiw on ABC news:

There it is. See? She's good. Autotune ruined her life. She began getting death threats, she had to be pulled out of school because everyone was teasing her, so she's homeschooled and she has a body gaurd. Also, she has the FBI investigating the death threats. And she's my age, ninth grade. Is that sad. Autotune basically ruined her normal life. Autotune is just . . . bad.

Procrastinating. . .

I'm being a procrastinator. I have a Theater Assignment due Wednesday in which I have to design the set and the costumes for a one act play, and do it creativly. Ya, it's. . . . difficult. I chose a comedic/melodromatic version of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Suuper funny, but it's in the Victorian era, and I'm too lazy to find out what some victorian furnishings look like for the set. Urgh. FML. I also have a Language Arts Project that I am also procrastinating on. But I have a reason. It's about the Pol Pot genocide. Genocides make me want to go die. In a hole. Alone. So since I don't feel like becoming depressed, I am learning the art of procrastinating. Actually, no, I am already the Queen of Procrastination. BOW DOWN TO ME! Haha just kidding.

SHOWER THOUGHTS:
-Wouldn't it be nice to have a boyfriend?
-We get a lot of things from movies and books. I really want to be an alpha female in a Gaurdian Pack. (Read the Nightshade Books by Andrea Cremer, they are kind of sexual, but EXTREMELY funny and awsome, I'm in the middle of reading the trilogy for the third time)
-I want to be someone special. Someone known, if even just locally, that would be cool.
-These thoughts are all about me, I'm so self centered right now.
-I'm loosing it.
-Did I take my meds today?
-I don't think so. . .
-Thats probably why


Anyway, the only thing i have accomplished today is selling tickets for the Westernaire Annual Horsecapades Show in front of a King Soopers grocery store. I was selling with one other person and in total we made $370 yea, I'm happy. haha anyway, ending on that note,

PEACE

I have no life. . .

I sitting here waiting for my pictures for my Westernaires ticket-selling career. (If you want to buy tickets from me, they're $8 each, email me for questions: baron2daisy@gmail.com) But I was thinking today about how people judge others with no real reason. For example, I was talking to this guy that is not that good-looking. And after he left I began to think that he was really nice and actually not that bad looking, so i turned to my (kind-of) friend and said, he's actually pretty attractive. She gaped at me for like five minutes and slowly asked, "You think he's attractive???" All in all I think we should accept what people think and not be all like, "Omigod, she's such a slut, the only people she hangs out with are guys." Uhm. Excuse me, but no offense(actually yes, take offense) girls are A LOT harder to hang out with and just be yourself. They are CONSTANTLY judging everyone around them. I'll admit it, I judge people too, but I don't gossip about it unless it's about some guy who I ACTUALLY think is gay, and that's not bad, coming from me, cuz I really enjoy gay people, they are PROBABLY the best people on the planet. Just saying.

What is it with all these guys using the term gay as a negative word. Like the song Call Me Maybe comes on and like two guys FLIP out and are like, "THAT SONG IS SO GAY, YOU FAGGOTS." yea. you're definitely soooooo cool. Whatever, dick. Also, swag? Do they realize that they are the ones saying that something is gay, and then laughing and saying, "We got swag, bro!." ................Dude, do your research. Swag means Secretly We Are Gay. Look it up. And Pull up your pants. That was a sign for other prisoners saying that they were gay. Again. You are a friggin hypocrite. Stop it.

We will come back to this topic some other time, when I have more time.

HAIR TIP #1

I'm no fashion expert but I do have some cool hairstyles(In my opinion) that I use all the time! So numero uno!

1)Wash your hair and then comb it out.
2) You may need someone who can french braid(you will need one on the very back of your head)
3)Get your french braiding friend to braid your WET hair into three french braids(it doesn't have to be neat) on on the right side of your head, one on the left side of your head, and one of the back of your head.
4) tie them off and go to bed(you may want to lay a small towlon your pillow so you don't get your pillow wet.
5)In the morning undo the braids and SEEEEE THE PRETTY WAVESSSSS
6) DO NOT COMB IT OUT
7) DO NOT COMB IT OUT
8) DO NOT COMB IT OUT
9) use a curl enhancer spary or cream and rub all throughout hair especially at the tips of the hair(pushing up on the tips)
10) you can keep your hair down, or pull it up! It don' matter, just show off the waves!

This style looks much more natural than what a crimper can do, with the very uniform waves. And I'm not quite sure how it turns out with shorter hair(as my hair is pretty long) But it works with thin or thick hair

Friends

I don't think people really appreciate their friends as much as they should. Like it seems (girls especially, me too sometimes) that all we focus on its loooooove but let's face it, it's not OUR fault we're so invloved in love! Every single song out there has something to do with a crush, a realationship, or a break-up. Every movie has at LEAST one romance. most teenage books do to! So our entire society is infused with the four letter word love. Words that are really have no sexual meaning at all are made to have one. i.e. Bitch. means famle dog. In the dictionary, there is no part that says, evil woman, mean person, sex slave, or ANYTHING. But we do it anyway. Pussy also does not nessesarily mean vagina, I haven't looked it up yet, but I'm pretty sure its what little kids call cats. (Pussy Cat) Jus' sayin'. So it's not our fault we are obsessed with the fact of love. And I have no problem with that, but my problem is that our obsession seems to be clouding our vision to see that fact that we have some really great friends, friends that will stand with you no matter what. Taken or a Loner. (I'm a Loner too y'all, don't be flippin' out, but we're not really alone, are we? Just single) And sometimes our obession with love can also cloud the fact that we have some really sh*tty friends, that are complete jerks to everyone else and that we need to find new friends right now. So let's all take a moment to think about our friends. How great they are or how bad they are.
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You done? Good. Next topic. Math. Anyone feel like tutoring me in the fragil art of the Algebra Two Honors Matrix? I'm like Super Confused right now. Eh. Sometimes being two years ahead in math kiiiinda sucks butt.

PEACE!

Surviving High School: Lockers

My advice, from personal experience, DON'T READ YOUR LOCKER COMBINATION UPSIDE DOWN!!!!! I don't care how good of an upside down-reader you are. It's never a good idea. For example. I'm not a bad upside down reader myself, but I messed up my combination sooooo many times. I had a freaking heart attack for like the entire first day of school! And mixed with all the stress, it didn't end well. So I read my combo upside down and the combo was 10-**-** I entered it and entered it but my locker DID NOT open. And I saw my friend Sarah and I was flipping out and she's like 'dude, it's not 10-**-** it's 01-**-**' yea. A great experience.

Some of you may be asking why my combo was upside down. Well the combo is on my schedule and I had my schedule in my binders clear front pocket thingie and my binder was in my backpack, I had a ton of crap in my backpack so I didn't want to take out my binder, as it would have been hard to replace it. . . So I read it upside down.

Peace out broskis!!!
Love you all!!

I SHALL SING!!

I recently posted a couple videos of me singing on youtube this past week. If you are interested then: for me singing Not Over You by Gavin Degraw click here And for A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Hudgens click here. But if you don't feel like doing it the easy way, or you have some extra time on your hands, just go to youtube and search thesneekylittlefox but remember, sneaky in my username is for some odd reason spelled sneeky. People constantly sqrew it up. I only have two videos up currently, but THERE IS MORE RANDOM THINGS TO COME!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!! haha just kidding. But seriously, there is some more things to come. :D Peace out, broskis!!

High School!!! ACK!!!

Sorry, I haven't posted in like FOR-FREAKING-EVER!!!! But Highschool is . . . .how do I put this. . . different than middle school. Uhmmmm. . . 1) lots of PDA. . . sorry, but there are people making out rigth next to teachers and I'm like, "Uhm, hello? Is there not a PDA rule here? . . . Oh wait. . . there isn't." D: So I'm sure I will appreciate that rule once I ACTUALLY FIND A BOYFRIEND, which, considering my case of being the clingy-best friend, is not an easy task, mind you. Four of my friends started the school year with the label of 'single' but managed to change that within like what? Three weeks of school? Either they are undercover sluts or they are just attractive to men. . . . WHY AM I FRIENDS WITH SUCH ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE???? WHY???? Aaaaand for all you people who have never had homecoming before. I am warning you now, the movie's lie!!! They LIEEEE!!! They are LIARSSSS!!! If you don't go there with a date, or dont have extremely good male social skills and plan on finding a date there(Not likely) then don't go alone. . . like seriously. My reasoning? 1) No matter what the movie's say, it's not the romantic place with just a few people and that plays a lot of slow songs. 2) They play A LOT of fast songs which everyone that isn't a freshmen(or isn't a slut freshmen), is grinding on some guy or girl(or both 0.o) Like hardcore grinding. 3) As it turns out, it doesn't matter WHAT song they play, people will still grind 4) Only the real couples dance romantically and then they start making out in front of they're SINGLE friend who has been standing awkwardly to the side hopeing either A) Magically someone will ask her to dance(Don't hope for it, it won't happen, I garuntee you, every one is too busy grinding) or B) they will change the music(It'll happen at some point. . . I promise. . .Or homecoming will end, even better) 5) It's very dark. So even if you do look STUNNING(which you do) no one can see it, because the lights are turned down low so everyone looks like. . . the same. 6) It's very hot and sweaty. . . and if you want to go to the bathroom and you have to cross through the heart of the dance floor to do it. Don't do it. . . hold it. . . everything will go better if you don't start a mosh-pit. I promise. Because in the middle some people are grinding so hard I think they mayyy be having sex. . . .*awkward* and they are all so close together that you have to push people and your walking on like a carpet of feet. . . and people get really mad. NOT good when your a freshmen. So ladies. . and boys, don't expect much from homecoming unless your a slut. Also, don't wear high heels, you'll end up taking them off within five minetes(which are spent waiting in line, by the way) But make sure you ask someone who has gone to your schools homecoming, and ask about grinding, not all schools do it. . .
Sooooo as you can tell, It was kinda weird for me at homecoming, no boyfriend, all my friends have boyfriends, all my single friends I kept loosing in the mass of grinding or found someone to be they're date(only one, this year). But if you do have a girlfriend/boyfriend then request some slow songs(they might come on in like half an hour or so) cuz they are SUPER romantic. . . *sigh* anyway, I'm Out.